UPS tried to deliver a package to BH just the other day. BH was not at home at the delivery time, so he decided to go to the UPS building to pick up his package. BH decided to take the kids with him. BH and I are the proud parents of a 3 year old German shepard (Tanner) and a 7 month old lab (Buddy). For more on Buddy, see entry "My Dog Has Good Taste."
When BH returned to the car after retrieving his package, he found Buddy in the front seat. BH opened the front door and told Buddy to get in the back seat, a command Tanner obeys without hesitation. True to form, Buddy did not get in the back seat, but instead jumped out of the car and raced around in circles, forcing BH to chase him.
After a brief race, BH captured the hellion and opened the back door to put Buddy in the car. Tanner, either trying to help or bending to Buddy's bad influence, jumped out of the car. Just about this time, Buddy managed to slip from his collar and began the race around the car again. Tanner, on the other hand, ran for building.
UPS has weight sensitive automatic sliding doors. Tanner weighs almost 100 pounds. Despite BH's intense prayers, the doors slid open and Tanner ran inside. BH had visions of Tanner being trapped inside, panicking, and scaring the holy crap out of the poor men in brown shorts. Thankfully, Tanner had the good fortune to run outside before the doors slid closed again.
About this time, BH caught Buddy, the initiator of the Malay, and got Tanner back in the car. All were safe and sound. If children are half as rambunctious a labs, I suspect we might want to re-think having a family... or at least taking the family to UPS.